China fucking scares me

So I haven't been doing much by way of entries, and I'll explain that in another post. Let's just say high heels tried to kill me and then I decided it'd be awesome to rapid fire wound myself like I was some sort of emo child on a coffee bender.

BUT, some things are too good to pass up. For that, I'm posting the following conversation with our very own crab battle star.

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The Ronas: Quin. Look. The Chinese are fucking decapitated heads.


The Ronas: Tell me why.


Quin: uh.


Quin: i.


Quin: uh.


Quin: I...


Quin: I don't...


Quin: Uh.


The Ronas: TELL


The Ronas: ME


The Ronas: WHY


Quin: Wut


Quin: I... dont.


The Ronas: I'm sorry, we were talking about penises? (my god.)


Quin: I...


Quin: old on.


Quin: Im tryi gn to prete d wat you just sent me isnt real


The Ronas: So are the other four people I sent it to.
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Also, for those of you who don't know, the last guest entry was done by a good friend of mine named Galen. Who swears he's not gay and tends to be totally hilarious. He's also picked on me for days about giving Quin's post an introduction but not saying anything about gay porn. What was there to say?

I mean, I'm down with gays just as much as the next person. Really. I swear. I just don't watch them... You know. Do it. No hate.

Either way. There. I did the introduction. A few weeks late. Stop picking on me about it. (Galen's kind of emo, but I bet he won't mess with the woman who has the blog NOW. I feel empowered.)

I'll post something real later. I swear.

As soon as I get over the Chinese.

Ronas Out